by Raelene Gorlinsky
Yes, indeed, definitely time for some holiday cheer in the form of a contest or two! Create your most intriguing, sexiest, wildest title for an erotic holiday story! Could be any of the end-of-year holidays--Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year, whatever. But make the title something that would cause a reader to sit up and take notice, that will melt that winter snow and heat the cider!
Post your entries in Comments. Deadline Dec. 21.
Give us some great titles, we'll give you some great ebooks.
A Holly Jolly Threesome this Year!
ReplyDeleteAnd then... Santa came...oh, oh, oh.
ReplyDeleteA Lick of the Peppermint Stick
ReplyDeleteSanta's Erotic Adventures...
ReplyDeleteone Elf's untold story
Yuletide Yearnings
ReplyDeleteKinky Kris Kringle
ReplyDelete(It's a heroine who goes on holiday to Aspen for Christmas all alone and winds up shedding her sky bunni image for a dominatrix fox.)
Astroglide for the Yuletide
ReplyDeleteElves and Eggnog: The Untold Story
Jane Finds Her Clitoris Under the Christmas Tree
(I have no idea what that last one means, but I'd pick up that book.)
Christmas
ReplyDeleteHow the Bitch Stole Christmas
Tales from the Naughty List
Winter Solstice
The Longest Knight
I was trying to think of a Hanukkah one that had something to do with the massage oil lasting 8 nights, but alas I think my brain is fried. :-D
Jingle Balls?
ReplyDeleteNaughtiest New Year Resolutions
ReplyDeleteFive golden rings, four call girls, three french maids, two satin gloves, and a big ridge in a pair of jeans.
ReplyDeleteOh, fun! ;)
ReplyDeleteSanta's Hardest Wish
Come Play In My Stocking
She Came Upon A Midnight Clear
Hmm, I'm sensing a theme here.
Banging in the Hot New Year
ReplyDeleteSanta Knows When You’re Bad
Mrs. Claus and Eight Reindeer
Naughty meets Not So Nice
Jingle Goes All The Way
All I want for Christmas is my two best friends.
ReplyDeleteHow I got on Santa's naughty list.
Naked for New Year's
Reindeer Heat
ReplyDeleteBestiality is festive, right?
This isn't for the contest, but I saw a book that had the most hilarious title. I not only had to pick it up but bought it for my husband's stocking. It's called
ReplyDeleteJail Bait Zombies. LOL!
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