Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Hot Holiday Contest

by Raelene Gorlinsky

Yes, indeed, definitely time for some holiday cheer in the form of a contest or two! Create your most intriguing, sexiest, wildest title for an erotic holiday story! Could be any of the end-of-year holidays--Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year, whatever. But make the title something that would cause a reader to sit up and take notice, that will melt that winter snow and heat the cider!

Post your entries in Comments. Deadline Dec. 21.

Give us some great titles, we'll give you some great ebooks.

16 comments:

  1. A Holly Jolly Threesome this Year!

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  2. And then... Santa came...oh, oh, oh.

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  3. Santa's Erotic Adventures...
    one Elf's untold story

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  4. Kinky Kris Kringle

    (It's a heroine who goes on holiday to Aspen for Christmas all alone and winds up shedding her sky bunni image for a dominatrix fox.)

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  5. Astroglide for the Yuletide

    Elves and Eggnog: The Untold Story

    Jane Finds Her Clitoris Under the Christmas Tree

    (I have no idea what that last one means, but I'd pick up that book.)

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  6. Christmas
    How the Bitch Stole Christmas
    Tales from the Naughty List

    Winter Solstice
    The Longest Knight

    I was trying to think of a Hanukkah one that had something to do with the massage oil lasting 8 nights, but alas I think my brain is fried. :-D

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  7. Five golden rings, four call girls, three french maids, two satin gloves, and a big ridge in a pair of jeans.

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  8. Oh, fun! ;)

    Santa's Hardest Wish

    Come Play In My Stocking

    She Came Upon A Midnight Clear

    Hmm, I'm sensing a theme here.

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  9. Banging in the Hot New Year

    Santa Knows When You’re Bad

    Mrs. Claus and Eight Reindeer

    Naughty meets Not So Nice

    Jingle Goes All The Way

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  10. All I want for Christmas is my two best friends.

    How I got on Santa's naughty list.

    Naked for New Year's

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  11. Reindeer Heat

    Bestiality is festive, right?

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  12. This isn't for the contest, but I saw a book that had the most hilarious title. I not only had to pick it up but bought it for my husband's stocking. It's called
    Jail Bait Zombies. LOL!

    Ash

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