Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Fiction Feud!

By Kelli Collins

One hundred people surveyed, top five answers are on the board...

Not really. Just the top answer is on the board, but if you've seen Family Feud, you get the gist. All the fun of the game without all the perviness of Richard Dawson! Win! The following is a shortened version of a game I hosted at RomantiCon 2010, used to illustrate some of the most over-used items in Ellora's Cave books. If you weren't able to attend, here's your chance to get in on the action and prove your romance/erotica smarts. Using Comments, post your best guesses to the questions below, whatever you suspect might have been the #1 answer. The person who guesses the most correct answers wins an ebook of his or her choice!

Deadline: Tues., Nov. 30; answers posted and winner announced Wed., Dec. 1. Good luck!

(Tip: Answers are collectively culled from all genres. And your gut instinct is usually correct.)

1. Name the most overused hero name

2. Name the most common adjective used to describe an erection

3. Name a type of sex play authors throw in their books to get the BDSM icon

4. Name the most common uncommon eye color for heroes OR heroines

5. Not counting those that are sexual or romantic in nature ("passion", "love", "desire", etc.), name the most overused word in erotic titles

6. Name the most common adjective used to describe a vagina

7. Name the most common thing a hero does to a woman's nipples

8. Other than a bedroom, name the most common place characters have sex

9. Name the most common last name authors use for their pseudonym

10. Name the most common occupation for romance heroes

11. Name the most common way that M/M heroes meet

12. Name the most common euphemism for coming

15 comments:

  1. 1. Jake
    2. Cock
    3. Spanking
    4. Violet
    5. Game
    6. Wet
    7. Pinch
    8. Office
    9. Lee
    10. CEO
    11. Work
    12. Orgasm

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  2. 1. Jake (have to agree with B above)
    2. hard
    3. spanking
    4. hazel
    5. "secret"
    6. moist
    7. suck
    8. the kitchen
    9. Hunter?
    10. business exec
    11. in a bar
    12. going over the cliff

    Thanks, Kelli! I missed your session at Romanticon -- can't wait to see the REAL answers!

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  3. 1. Ernest
    2. Little Red Fireman
    3. Dressing as Santa Claus
    4. Red
    5. Filibuster
    6. Ladybits
    7. Points and laughs
    8. Middle of the Road
    9. Fotherington-Smythe
    10. Window dresser
    11. In the pub
    12. Oh!

    And yes, one day, I might write it. Sorry - now back to your regular service.

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  4. How fun!
    1. Sebastian
    2. hard
    3. Spanking
    4. turquoise
    5. Taming
    6. wet
    7. suck
    8. dining room table
    9. Quinn
    10. CEO
    11. work
    12. explode

    (Although I like Lynne's answers better;-)

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  5. 1. Jack
    2. hard
    3. tied to bedpost
    4. brown
    5. wicked
    6. wet
    7. lick
    8. office
    9. James
    10. CEO
    11. at a bar
    12. explode

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  6. 1. Jack
    2. throbbing
    3. bondage
    4. green
    5. dark
    6. moist
    7. suck
    8. shower
    9. smith
    10. cowboy
    11. bar
    12. spurting

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  7. 1. Prince Charles
    2. Disappointing
    3. Playing with live lobsters
    4. sludge brown
    5. viagra
    6. sloppy
    7. ignore them
    8. In Starbucks
    9. Elsborg - what else!
    10. Proctologist
    11. In Walmart
    12. Arriving


    Did I get them all right? Did I?

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  8. 1. Wolf
    2. Thick
    3. Spanking
    4. Black
    5. Heat
    6. Dripping
    7. Pinch
    8. Elevator
    9. Lee
    10. Lawyer
    11. Bar
    12. Exploding

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  9. 1. Aiden
    2. Cock
    3. Spanking
    4. Brown
    5. Lady
    6. wet
    7. lick
    8. outdoors
    9. uhh...Mayburn?
    10. cop
    11. Bar
    12. climax

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  10. 1. Jake
    2. huge :-)
    3. tied up
    4. violet
    5. hot
    6. dripping
    7. lick
    8. against the wall
    9. James
    10. cop
    11. work
    12. exploded

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  11. 1)Lucian
    2)Cock
    3)Bondage
    4)Violet
    5)Delicious
    6)Wet
    7)Suck
    8)Shower
    9)Fox
    10)Vampire (Can that be a job or is it just a lifestyle?)
    11)On the job
    12)Explode

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  12. 1. Jake
    2. Hard
    3. Spanking
    4. Violet
    5. Surrender
    6. Wet
    7. Suck
    8. Living room's couch
    9. Lee (Leigh)
    10. Mercenary
    11. Work
    12. Explode

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  13. 1. Cole

    2. Hard

    3. Bondage

    4. Green

    5. Not counting those that are sexual or romantic in nature ("passion", "love", "desire", etc.), name the most overused word in erotic titles

    6. Wet

    7. Pinches them

    8. living room

    9. Smith

    10. Boss

    11. Seems like they usually know each other
    12. Cum

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  14. 1. Logan
    2. Swollen
    3. Spanking
    4. Brown
    5. Master
    6. Moist
    7. Suck
    8. Bathroom
    9. Eden
    10. Cop
    11. At work
    12. Erupt

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  15. 1. Aiden
    2. Hard
    3. Bondage
    4. Violet
    5. Hot
    6. Wet
    7. Pinch
    8. Shower
    9. James
    10. CEO
    11. Work
    12. Explode

    *Lynne Connolly's answers are my favorite!*

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