tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post5782456099511832272..comments2024-01-02T16:42:15.732-05:00Comments on Redlines and Deadlines: You're Gonna Have to Face it...ECPI Editorshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00569261288668237013noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-12007827176765382182012-02-08T07:01:26.957-05:002012-02-08T07:01:26.957-05:00Of course romance novels could also something to l...Of course romance novels could also something to learn from. It's not all negative. This post makes me laugh.<br /><br /><a href="%E2%80%9Dwhosayswecant.com/?p=247%E2%80%9D" rel="nofollow"> how to be an alpha male </a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-15891376166690913842011-07-31T03:58:55.062-04:002011-07-31T03:58:55.062-04:00Damn it all. I divorced a 6'4" guy with a...Damn it all. I divorced a 6'4" guy with an oversized man thingy. Trouble is, he was twig thin and farted like a cheap Italian scooter. I thought it only fair to trade him in for a newer, younger model but then I've been hopelessly corruped by my obsessive compulsion for guys with spray on tans. Shame on me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-87708405996571138242011-06-11T21:19:31.626-04:002011-06-11T21:19:31.626-04:00Great posts, LMAO, Kat your post made me snortle m...Great posts, LMAO, Kat your post made me snortle my diet cola all over my keyboard. You all are so great! Aliens and menage ... got to love you all! Wait... *knaw finger nails, sweat beading on my forehead*.... am I being corrupted? *BRB laughing so hard got to go pee*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-24525248336417517942011-06-08T15:08:22.580-04:002011-06-08T15:08:22.580-04:00Well, Kelli my only thought that I could muster is...Well, Kelli my only thought that I could muster is this: <br /><br />Shit, I should ask my college to return my money and burn my BA in English degree. I shall never write again if my writing will cause modern women to turn into flappers.<br /><br />You made a great argument and thank you for standing up for us who believe in eroticism.Sean Fnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-63844476285529251302011-06-08T04:10:54.261-04:002011-06-08T04:10:54.261-04:00I had to take a break from the menage with two 6&#...I had to take a break from the menage with two 6'4" aliens that keep me locked in the bedroom because they would absolutely die without seeing and partaking in my lush body to read this article. Wait! What are you saying? He's the 5'6", portly, Portuguese man that I've been married to for sixteen years? Oh well, I must get back to writing and reading erotic! I am an addict, you know. Post was great.Marie Rose Dufourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02919200697291374700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-38854571821206410052011-06-07T21:03:00.113-04:002011-06-07T21:03:00.113-04:00Hey Mr. Tambourine man, midnight runner, boot legg...Hey Mr. Tambourine man, midnight runner, boot legger Sally! I just read Ms Sayers-Giles article and I loved it! <br />Dear lord, I hope every word of it is true.<br />Are doctors really seeing more women who are "clinically addicted to romance novels"?<br />That's certainly good news for our industry.<br />I was frustrated Sayer-Giles didn't mention how a pervert like myself could gain access to this glassy-eyed, dissatisfied with realty, romance-jonsing community?<br />Do they meet in back alleys and exchange paperback novels? Do they huddle together in dank "Kindle" dens pouring over their lurid Vampire menage? In their desperation to get high on love do they practice the unsavory act of eBook sharing? (gasp!)<br />I'd love to know so I could contribute to their downward spiral.<br />Maybe I'll just cruise the hood and see who's twitching for a hot hit of Alpha male...<br />The first taste of Alpha M is free but after that-I own you baby.<br />XXOO KatKatalina Leonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04792533045672712045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-60274000258872335812011-06-06T01:57:13.900-04:002011-06-06T01:57:13.900-04:00I'm a writer of romance, and I was almost read...I'm a writer of romance, and I was almost ready to leave my husband for a hot younger guy... <br /><br />But then I'm weird anyway. <br /><br />Thank God for anonymous posting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-8782099312373279892011-06-05T21:59:16.936-04:002011-06-05T21:59:16.936-04:00Thanks for the chuckles! You ladies rock. And Kimb...Thanks for the chuckles! You ladies rock. And Kimberly Whosit-Whatsit needs to get a life. Ick, ick, ick!<br /><br />I loved all the women from her church who responded adamantly that reading romances gave them great ideas to try with their husbands.<br /><br />best,<br />CathrynCathryn Cadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10714037225684245673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-23848545656023609502011-06-03T08:34:26.053-04:002011-06-03T08:34:26.053-04:00This blog post has inspired a Mormon menage. M/f/f...This blog post has inspired a Mormon menage. M/f/f/f/f/f The fs will kick out the m by the end of the story. :-) Great blog, Kelli!Paisley Smithhttp://paisley-smith.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-76921647173952584722011-06-02T10:14:02.684-04:002011-06-02T10:14:02.684-04:00Thanks for posting, Kelli. This article caused maj...Thanks for posting, Kelli. This article caused major hilarity on Twitter a couple of days ago, hash tag #romancekills. I laughed til the tears streamed.Jennifer Ashley/ Allyson James / Ashley Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16501969781398343424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-91709984703839776312011-06-02T01:41:17.066-04:002011-06-02T01:41:17.066-04:00KK,
I'm disappointed in you. Your muscular b...KK,<br /><br />I'm disappointed in you. Your muscular bronze god also needs to either have made his multi-billion-dollar fortune before the age of 30 or be a Navy SEAL (Army Rangers and regular military need not apply). Bonus points for achieving both.<br /><br />ABAnn Brucehttp://www.annbruce.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-32302638496988728112011-06-01T22:56:17.045-04:002011-06-01T22:56:17.045-04:00Yeah, let's face it, a little romance and fant...Yeah, let's face it, a little romance and fantasy make for a boring life. LOL Great article, Kelli! Needed a good laugh.Lorrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07467758794629556412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-7355020394979596172011-06-01T22:03:27.124-04:002011-06-01T22:03:27.124-04:00Fkn love it!!! I wake up everyday next to my hubb...Fkn love it!!! I wake up everyday next to my hubby and cry that because he didn't turn into a 6'5" vampire/kitty shifter overnight. I'm still not sure how I make it through the day to be honest. THank you for your support during this difficult time in my life...<br /><br />KittyKellyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-18310449981802787862011-06-01T20:21:58.506-04:002011-06-01T20:21:58.506-04:00Bill, you're 6'11 and a half in my eyes. :...Bill, you're 6'11 and a half in my eyes. :)<br /><br />Thanks for the great comments, everyone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-12344391137466049332011-06-01T19:50:20.990-04:002011-06-01T19:50:20.990-04:00OMG. This post rocked.OMG. This post rocked.Sami Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09424918229230095271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-20170170826069440002011-06-01T17:41:49.484-04:002011-06-01T17:41:49.484-04:00That article is so out-there, it's hard to bel...That article is so out-there, it's hard to believe it was written to be taken seriously.<br />There are so many quotable lines, but I particularly liked this one:<br />"If you love to read, just choose a different type of book. There are many interesting choices that do not include arousing scenes."<br />Because getting aroused would definitely be bad for one's marriage...Karlahttp://www.karladoyle.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-54368149162686371692011-06-01T16:25:21.518-04:002011-06-01T16:25:21.518-04:00That was perfect, Kelli! Thanks for saying it so ...That was perfect, Kelli! Thanks for saying it so well! :D Now I'll go back to my reality, which I liven up with my reading! Yes, I'm pretty sure I know the difference--that laundry ain't doing itself! ;pFedorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10879033776125666713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-50251547453514638142011-06-01T15:49:56.060-04:002011-06-01T15:49:56.060-04:00What a great response to "her" blabberin...What a great response to "her" blabbering stupidity...*grin* I read that in a romance novel once...hahaha <br />As my best guy friend would say...She, obviously, needs to get laid...<br />hahahahahahahahahaaa<br />I have been reading romance since 1969/1970 and I used to be embarrassed for people to see what I was reading, remember those floral book covers to hide the bodice-ripper pics...*grin* Now, I am pushing my 50s and I dont give a shite what people think about what I read....I proudly sit in the docs office with a m/m or m/f/m/m/m/m/m/m/m erotic romance book in hand....and I am leavin it at that....*grin*<br /><br />Thanks Kelli! Great, great comeback to the Wicked Witch of the Western World....hahahahahaha<br /><br />thanks,<br />jothe johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10499069773559457014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-59333624565574810402011-06-01T15:33:08.333-04:002011-06-01T15:33:08.333-04:00One more thing...most women read for the fantasy a...One more thing...most women read for the fantasy and their men reap the benefits. Just saying...Harlie Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01866226921079232570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-43183502010100702632011-06-01T15:32:23.483-04:002011-06-01T15:32:23.483-04:00Loved it beyond words. The woman is clearly an id...Loved it beyond words. The woman is clearly an idiot and I would also say repressed. Buy a toy for goddness sake!Harlie Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01866226921079232570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-10584661010404641462011-06-01T15:00:49.108-04:002011-06-01T15:00:49.108-04:00I love you so hard right now, Kelli! Will you plea...I love you so hard right now, Kelli! Will you please be my life coach?Juniper Bellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16638301028917069829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-11521490598403129102011-06-01T14:30:03.373-04:002011-06-01T14:30:03.373-04:00Sheesh! Thank you for clarifying what is wrong wit...Sheesh! Thank you for clarifying what is wrong with me. I have been corrupted by hulking, sexy men with big man thingies while I wait for gorgoeus twins to love and rescue me from my deviant ways!!! And plumb the depths...feelings...LMAO!! Yeah, I definitely live in the gutter. :0)<br /><br />EleceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-70410254625232178652011-06-01T14:18:17.568-04:002011-06-01T14:18:17.568-04:00My wife doesn't look at me like she expects me...My wife doesn't look at me like she expects me to be a 6’5”, ruggedly handsome, muscular bronze god.<br /><br />6'3" maybe, but not 6'5"/Bill Greerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547897778543135864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-42908763097404484862011-06-01T14:08:29.719-04:002011-06-01T14:08:29.719-04:00You did notice she's based in Bountiful, Utah....You did notice she's based in Bountiful, Utah. And she's not just a life coach, but an LDS life coach. The problem in Mormon marriages isn't the fact that the wife escapes through reading "raunchy" romance novels, its the expectation that the LDS wife must be the perfect homemaker, mommy, wife, breadwinner (while her hubby is in college or unemployed)be crafty, artistic and attend meetings...all while being pregnant with the next kid. I've seen it play out dozens of times. It ain't pretty. Of course she needs to escape! <br /><br />Back in the dark ages, when I lived in Provo, Utah, a local FBI agent/Bishop gave a talk on crime prevention. He wryly noted that the BYU/Provo area is nicknamed "Happy Valley." There's a prison at one end, and a mental hospital at the other. And when I was there, the rest area between Provo and Salt Lake housed a robust male prostitution ring. <br /><br />I think romance novels are a pretty harmless alternative to the local alternatives.Belinda M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07660503911251781943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8983687699975451453.post-91923418577905561042011-06-01T14:08:24.626-04:002011-06-01T14:08:24.626-04:00Kelli - I love you for this post. LOL!!! I read th...Kelli - I love you for this post. LOL!!! I read that article yesterday and laughed at it. Now I guess I should return to writing. So little time...so many minds to corrupt...LOL!!!Laurann Dohnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10682357766355440391noreply@blogger.com