OMG, you have got to go look at these satiric Q&A signs for bookstores. Makes you totally understand what booksellers go through.
A few samples:
"Yes, we have that book with the green cover by that famous guy. It’s over in the books section."
"Where non-fiction? See the Fiction section? Everywhere but there."
"I’m trying to just be happy that you’re reading…but seriously, put down the Stephanie Meyers."
"It’s a green book with a flower on the cover? No problem. Because that’s totally how we organize this store."