And the contest winners are:
Q: How many writers does it take to change a light blub?
A: One, but only after checking with at least three critique partners.
Q: How many agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but you have to query 765 to find the one who’ll actually do the screwing.
Winners, please email firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss your prize!