Thank you to everyone who participated!
Title we love but could never use:
Penny for "Santa's Erotic Adventures...One Elf's Untold Story
Best Double Entendre:
Cari Quinn for "She Came Upon A Midnight Clear"
Would make a great real title for an anthology:
Ms. Snarky Pants for "Tales From the Naughty List"
We wish we could fit it on a cover:
Sharon for "Five golden rings, four call girls, three French maids, two satin gloves, and a big ridge in a pair of jeans"
Because we love 'em all:
Bill Greer for his 'body of work': Astroglide for the Yuletide; Elves and Eggnog: The Untold Story; Jane Finds Her Clitoris Under the Christmas Tree
Winners, email Martha@ellorascave.com to let her know what EC or CP ebook you would like (and the format you need).