Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Hot Holiday Contest

by Raelene Gorlinsky

Yes, indeed, definitely time for some holiday cheer in the form of a contest or two! Create your most intriguing, sexiest, wildest title for an erotic holiday story! Could be any of the end-of-year holidays--Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year, whatever. But make the title something that would cause a reader to sit up and take notice, that will melt that winter snow and heat the cider!

Post your entries in Comments. Deadline Dec. 21.

Give us some great titles, we'll give you some great ebooks.

16 comments:

Sarah Arch said...

A Holly Jolly Threesome this Year!

Penny said...

And then... Santa came...oh, oh, oh.

Penny said...

A Lick of the Peppermint Stick

Penny said...

Santa's Erotic Adventures...
one Elf's untold story

Penny said...

Yuletide Yearnings

Elise Hepner said...

Kinky Kris Kringle

(It's a heroine who goes on holiday to Aspen for Christmas all alone and winds up shedding her sky bunni image for a dominatrix fox.)

Bill Greer said...

Astroglide for the Yuletide

Elves and Eggnog: The Untold Story

Jane Finds Her Clitoris Under the Christmas Tree

(I have no idea what that last one means, but I'd pick up that book.)

Ms Snarky Pants said...

Christmas
How the Bitch Stole Christmas
Tales from the Naughty List

Winter Solstice
The Longest Knight

I was trying to think of a Hanukkah one that had something to do with the massage oil lasting 8 nights, but alas I think my brain is fried. :-D

Rena Marks said...

Jingle Balls?

Rena Marks said...

Naughtiest New Year Resolutions

Sharon Andy Holderman said...

Five golden rings, four call girls, three french maids, two satin gloves, and a big ridge in a pair of jeans.

Cari Quinn said...

Oh, fun! ;)

Santa's Hardest Wish

Come Play In My Stocking

She Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Hmm, I'm sensing a theme here.

Carla Swafford said...

Banging in the Hot New Year

Santa Knows When You’re Bad

Mrs. Claus and Eight Reindeer

Naughty meets Not So Nice

Jingle Goes All The Way

Sharon Andy Holderman said...

All I want for Christmas is my two best friends.

How I got on Santa's naughty list.

Naked for New Year's

Jessica Marcantel said...

Reindeer Heat

Bestiality is festive, right?

Ashlyn Chase said...

This isn't for the contest, but I saw a book that had the most hilarious title. I not only had to pick it up but bought it for my husband's stocking. It's called
Jail Bait Zombies. LOL!

Ash